Space Opera by Catherynne M. Valente Literally just finished reading this and I'm a mess. OMG. plot summary: ummm...a group of alien races has determined Earth is sentient enough to battle in the Megagalatic Grand Prix, effectively a music competition to determine whether a civilization can keep on keeping on or gets hit with a giant … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Space Opera by Catherynne M. Valente
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HUNGOVER REVIEW: The Perfect Mother by Aimee Molloy
The Perfect Mother by Aimee Molloy I've tried writing this review drunk on rose, and I've tried writing it completely sober, and now I'm trying to write it hungover. I'm just so meh on this book. The gist is the infant son of a woman in a Brooklyn mommy group is kidnapped, and secrets get … Continue reading HUNGOVER REVIEW: The Perfect Mother by Aimee Molloy
DRUNK REVIEW: Dread Nation by Justina Ireland
Dread Nation by Justina Ireland What I drank: a little canned sparkling wine. A little white wine during real housewives of NY and God damn was that an ep but I KNOW I cant recap that here because sam will just delete it, a little beer my life roommate brought back from NC. THE PLOT: … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Dread Nation by Justina Ireland
DRUNK REVIEW: The Black Witch by Laurie Forest
The Black Witch by Laurie Forest Welp, you knew this was going to happen at some point. The Black Witch came out and one of our tribe got a copy at BookCon. I know there was a metric fuckton of drama over this book but I like to check things out for myself. What I … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: The Black Witch by Laurie Forest
DRUNK REVIEW: The Raging Ones by Krista and Becca Ritchie
The Raging Ones by Krista and Becca Ritchie ARC alert! Thanks, Goodreads! This book comes out on August 14th and you can get it here. What I drank: wine (rose) and wine (white) and a little cocktail (rum and slurpee. Book club got wild this month). What it's about: hoo boy alright. Uh, people are … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: The Raging Ones by Krista and Becca Ritchie
DRUNK REVIEW: Legendary by Stephanie Garber
Legendary by Stephanie Garber what I drank: HAPPY 4TH OF JULY MURICA (Editor's Note: I have no idea what she drank, but she was def not sober) Synopsis: book 2 of caraval, picks up right after book 1 ends. Now Tella is the narrator and shes playing a higher stakes version of caraval with a … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Legendary by Stephanie Garber
Linz’s TBR for Booziebookathon
Confession: I have a 9-to-5 job. I know, this completely shatters the image of me lounging about in a peignoir, eating bon bons and being fanned with palm leaves whilst I devour books. Would I could. Sigh. ANYWAY. (For more info about the #Booziebookathon see our announcement post here) I'm keeping my list manageable, because … Continue reading Linz’s TBR for Booziebookathon
DRUNK REVIEW: Gunslinger Girl by Lyndsay Ely
Gunslinger Girl by Lyndsay Ely C A P S CAPS CAPS CAPS we watched hockey and the Caps won and for once a DC team didn't shit the bed. Also there was beer. and shots. tomorrow is going to be tough stuff. anyway, so I read this book about a teen girl, Pity Scupps, who … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Gunslinger Girl by Lyndsay Ely
DRUNK REVIEW: The Perfect Nanny by Leila Slimani
The Perfect Nanny by Leila Slimani What I drank: I went to a birthday beer pong tournament for a 40 year old man, in which PLOT TWIST I did NOT play, but DID drink vodka sodas...and pinot...and shots. And I'm still so so alive. I've conquered drinking. Synopsis, from Goodreads: When Myriam, a mother and … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: The Perfect Nanny by Leila Slimani
DRUNK REVIEW: All of This is True by Lygia Day Peñaflor
All of This is True by Lygia Day Peñaflor Whats it about: A group of teens at a fancy private school make friends with hot shit author Fatima Ro, and things get real weird and dark, and Fatima takes their weird dark story and turns it into a book. what I drank: White wine spritzers. … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: All of This is True by Lygia Day Peñaflor
Will Read For Booze 