The Ruin of Kings by Jenn Lyons Reviewed by Sam! Synopsis There are the old stories. And then there’s what actually happens. Kihrin is a bastard orphan who grew up on storybook tales of long-lost princes and grand quests. When he is claimed against his will as the long-lost son of a treasonous prince, Kihrin finds … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: The Ruin of Kings by Jenn Lyons
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GUEST POST DRUNK REVIEW: Vox by Christina Dalcher
Vox by Christina Dalcher What I drank prior: A Christmas ale, two (or three) glasses of wine, one cocktail concoction Spoiler-free Overview: Christian extremists have taken over the U.S. democracy and turned women into silent slaves a la A Handmaid’s Tale, but IRL. One woman doctor seeks to overthrow the patriarchy using her specialty in … Continue reading GUEST POST DRUNK REVIEW: Vox by Christina Dalcher
DRUNK REVIEW: Girls of Paper and Fire by Natasha Ngan
Girls of Paper and Fire by Natasha Ngan ARC ALERT, courtesy of BookCon 2018! We'd like to thank Natasha and Jimmy Patterson Books for the opportunity to review. This book comes out on Nov 6th and you can get it here. What I drank: 4th of July pregameeeeeee (sparkling rose, shandies, and so on) Synopsis: Lei, … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Girls of Paper and Fire by Natasha Ngan
DRUNK REVIEW: Foundryside by Robert Jackson Bennett
Foundryside by Robert Jackson Bennett **We receive an advanced copy of this book from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. This book came out on August 21st and you can get it here** What I drank prior: WOOO BEER which was our chant at the Hard Times Cafe the Roller Derby afterpary was in. … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Foundryside by Robert Jackson Bennett
DRUNK REVIEW: Gunslinger Girl by Lyndsay Ely
Gunslinger Girl by Lyndsay Ely C A P S CAPS CAPS CAPS we watched hockey and the Caps won and for once a DC team didn't shit the bed. Also there was beer. and shots. tomorrow is going to be tough stuff. anyway, so I read this book about a teen girl, Pity Scupps, who … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Gunslinger Girl by Lyndsay Ely
DRUNK REVIEW: Reading Blue Devils by Jon Bennett
Reading Blue Devils by Jon Bennett So ya boy dieter is a teacher and uhhhh he doesn't suck? He's lazy and manipulat(able)ive. Reading Blue Devils is about this mans and a mascot. There’s a number of ways I’m both the right wrong person to read Reading Blue Devils. I’m a former teacher. I’m Pretty “woke”. … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Reading Blue Devils by Jon Bennett
Very First Sober Review: Dear Martin by Nic Stone
Dear Martin by Nic Stone What I drank prior: Water. This review requires me to be sober. The topic is way too important (especially to me) and it made me physically angry reading this book. For those of you who don't know what we look like... Here's a photo of Ginny, my cousin Amy, myself, and … Continue reading Very First Sober Review: Dear Martin by Nic Stone
DRUNK REVIEW: Null States by Malka Older
Null States by Malka Older What I drank prior: Its Sunday and I was a lazy ass with Parker and watched football all day with tons of beer. Spoiler-free Overview: This is the second book in the Centenal Cycle so there may be a few spoilers for book 1, Infomocracy. If you're interested in that one, … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Null States by Malka Older
DRUNK REVIEW: Godsgrave by Jay Kristoff
Godsgrave by Jay Kristoff What I drank prior: we went on a brew tour on a drunk bus... I've been drinking all damn day. So. Drunk. Spoiler-free Overview: So... this is gonna have spoilers mostly because it's the sequel to Nevernight (review here). But this is Mia and her daemons Mister Kindly and Eclipse tryna … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Godsgrave by Jay Kristoff
Of Cats and Men
Hey everyone, it’s been a while. Between Utah and getting back home I haven’t felt like getting properly sloshed but my little sister is about to graduate and I’m partying it up with the parents so woohoo, plenty of mixed drinks including weird martinis and things that are blue enough that I don’t know what … Continue reading Of Cats and Men
