Review Policy

If you are an author/publisher, we strongly encourage you to familiarize yourself with the reviewers’ reviewing style and read over our preferences carefully before contacting us. If you are interested after reading the below, please email us at

We are accepting review requests on a limited basis. Once a review request comes in to the email, we will send to the team and see if any of us are interested in reviewing. We will respond within 3 days to serious requests. We prefer print or ePub formats.

Small note: If your book has diverse representation or is own voices, please identify that in your email.

We reserve the right to refuse to review a book, but understand that if we do review your book, we will review it per our usual style, honestly and while drunk. We do not READ the books drunk, but our reviews are our drunken unfiltered thoughts. The only edits we make prior to posting is to ensure the Author and the Title are spelled correctly. Additionally, a negative review is of the book and not the author.


Some of her faves: Anything (at all) written by Brandon Sanderson, Riyria Revelations/Chronicles, Illuminae Files, Nevernight, Strange the Dreamer, Red Rising, Empirium series, and Lock-In

Genres She Reads:

  • All adult fantasy (favorite)
  • All adult sci-fi
  • Contemporary fiction that addresses mental health
  • All YA

Genres She Doesn’t Read

  • Contemporary
  • Vampires or Werewolves
  • Urban Fantasy
  • Horror
  • Crime/mystery
  • Non fiction


Some of her faves: The Martian, Harry Potter, Station Eleven, The World According to Garp, and Old Man’s War

Genres She Reads:

  • YA of any kind
  • Science Fiction
  • Fantasy
  • Mysteries/Thrillers
  • Paranormal
  • Let’s be honest she’ll read almost anything

Genres She Doesn’t Read:

  • Poetry
  • Horror/Suspense
  • Historical Fiction
  • Non fiction


Some of her faves: Sons of Fortune, The Century Trilogy, And I Darken series, Homegoing, A Song of Ice and Fire, Gemma Doyle trilogy, Gone Girl

Genres she reads:

  • Historical fiction
  • Contemporary fiction
  • Fantasy (focus on world-building)
  • Mystery/Thriller
  • Female-led retellings
  • Sci-Fi
  • Autobiographies

Genres she doesn’t read:

  • Most things time travel… it never makes sense!
  • Dime-a-dozen YA books

Linz (on Hiatus)

Some of her faves: Jane Eyre, I Hunt Killers, Room, Scythe, Tearling trilogy, Confederates in the Attic, Soon I Will Be Invincible, The Astonishing Color of After, The Last One

Genres she reads:

  • most fantasy
  • non-fiction, especially by reporters
  • scifi
  • YA
  • biographies
  • graphic novels
  • romance
  • literary fiction
  • most all the things

Genres she doesn’t read:

  • Urban fantasy
  • autobiographies
  • Jane Austen
  • the Twilight “saga”

Parker (on Hiatus)

Some of his faves: Dark Matter, Wheel of Time, Shadowshaper, Three Body Problem, and The Codex Alera

Genres He Reads:

  • Quote: “Gimmie anything”

Genres He Doesn’t Read:

  • Quote: “I won’t read fluffy love squishy stories or teen lit.”