Girls of Paper and Fire by Natasha Ngan ARC ALERT, courtesy of BookCon 2018! We'd like to thank Natasha and Jimmy Patterson Books for the opportunity to review. This book comes out on Nov 6th and you can get it here. What I drank: 4th of July pregameeeeeee (sparkling rose, shandies, and so on) Synopsis: Lei, … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Girls of Paper and Fire by Natasha Ngan
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DRUNK REVIEW: Foundryside by Robert Jackson Bennett
Foundryside by Robert Jackson Bennett **We receive an advanced copy of this book from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. This book came out on August 21st and you can get it here** What I drank prior: WOOO BEER which was our chant at the Hard Times Cafe the Roller Derby afterpary was in. … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Foundryside by Robert Jackson Bennett
DRUNK REVIEW: Gunslinger Girl by Lyndsay Ely
Gunslinger Girl by Lyndsay Ely C A P S CAPS CAPS CAPS we watched hockey and the Caps won and for once a DC team didn't shit the bed. Also there was beer. and shots. tomorrow is going to be tough stuff. anyway, so I read this book about a teen girl, Pity Scupps, who … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Gunslinger Girl by Lyndsay Ely
DRUNK REVIEW: Reading Blue Devils by Jon Bennett
Reading Blue Devils by Jon Bennett So ya boy dieter is a teacher and uhhhh he doesn't suck? He's lazy and manipulat(able)ive. Reading Blue Devils is about this mans and a mascot. There’s a number of ways I’m both the right wrong person to read Reading Blue Devils. I’m a former teacher. I’m Pretty “woke”. … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Reading Blue Devils by Jon Bennett
Very First Sober Review: Dear Martin by Nic Stone
Dear Martin by Nic Stone What I drank prior: Water. This review requires me to be sober. The topic is way too important (especially to me) and it made me physically angry reading this book. For those of you who don't know what we look like... Here's a photo of Ginny, my cousin Amy, myself, and … Continue reading Very First Sober Review: Dear Martin by Nic Stone
DRUNK REVIEW: Null States by Malka Older
Null States by Malka Older What I drank prior: Its Sunday and I was a lazy ass with Parker and watched football all day with tons of beer. Spoiler-free Overview: This is the second book in the Centenal Cycle so there may be a few spoilers for book 1, Infomocracy. If you're interested in that one, … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Null States by Malka Older
DRUNK REVIEW: Godsgrave by Jay Kristoff
Godsgrave by Jay Kristoff What I drank prior: we went on a brew tour on a drunk bus... I've been drinking all damn day. So. Drunk. Spoiler-free Overview: So... this is gonna have spoilers mostly because it's the sequel to Nevernight (review here). But this is Mia and her daemons Mister Kindly and Eclipse tryna … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: Godsgrave by Jay Kristoff
Of Cats and Men
Hey everyone, it’s been a while. Between Utah and getting back home I haven’t felt like getting properly sloshed but my little sister is about to graduate and I’m partying it up with the parents so woohoo, plenty of mixed drinks including weird martinis and things that are blue enough that I don’t know what … Continue reading Of Cats and Men
Booziebookathon 2017 Announcement
ATTENTION FELLOW BOOZIE BOOK LOVERS!!!Will Read for Booze has decided to pull together a 24-hour BoozieBookathon. We're a bunch of drunks (obviously) and we love reading (double-obviously) so we've decided to combine the two into a marathon!Here's the deal - on July 22nd-23rd from 8am-8am EST we're going to be reading, and drinking, and posting, … Continue reading Booziebookathon 2017 Announcement
Dark Matter by Blake Crouch
Dark Matter by Blake Crouch(Editor's Note: Parker was on day 3 of a weekend bender. HS reunions, Booze Cruises, Birthday Parties.... He was hammered)Blake Crouch fucked me all up with Dark Matter. I was hooked from the first chapter and sacrificed sleep, night after (exactly two) night(s) to read as much of it(all of it) … Continue reading Dark Matter by Blake Crouch
Will Read For Booze 