Americanah, by Chimananda Adichie What I drank. A frew (9?) brews, and about 20 mins ago I chugged half a bottle of wine so, who I’ll probably have to hurl in a few seconds. Buckle up. (Editor's Note: he did not, in fact, hurl) Spoiler free plot overview: ya girl ifem is a Nigerian who … Continue reading Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Drunk Reviews
The Hero of Ages
Hey everyone, long time no write. I'm debating whether or not to do a review of the second book because apparently I reviewed the first book (thanks Sam for reminding me? Also here's a link) and I might still do it (I guess we'll see). Regardless, I'm finally on the right coast, both literally and … Continue reading The Hero of Ages
Caraval by Stephanie Garber
Caraval by Stephanie GarberWhat I drank prior: a 12 pack? I think? SHUT UPSpoiler-free Overview:So... The above was all i had written... so I guess I need to start this again...What I drank prior: Happy hour with my boss, then I came home and finished a bottle of wine off..Spoiler-free Overview:So there are two sisters Scarlet … Continue reading Caraval by Stephanie Garber
P Reads Wheel of Time Part 2
AN UPDATE: Rand is actually kind of a dick.(Mostly) Spoiler Free Thoughts editor's note: i promise no major spoilersIn my last post I’d read about one thousand pages of Wheel of Time. It was the best of times. The ta’veren were scared lil boys traipsing across the countryside and flirting with tavern wenches when they … Continue reading P Reads Wheel of Time Part 2
This Shattered World by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
This Shattered World by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner What I drank prior: 7ish beers? maybe? i lost count. Spoiler-free overview: Not much I can say really without spoiling the last book except Jubilee and Flynn shouldn't have met. In the same way Tarver and Lilac shouldn't have met. Sci-fi crazy unknown shit happens. We gotta … Continue reading This Shattered World by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
Strange the Dreamer by Laini Taylor
Strange the Dreamer by Laini TaylorWhat I drank prior: all of the beers. literally all of them in my apartmentSpoiler-free overview:I won an advanced copy of this book through Goodreads and this is a free and honest review.Okay. so how do i even begin to explain this book. There's this orphan named Lazlo who is obsessed with … Continue reading Strange the Dreamer by Laini Taylor
The Women in the Castle by Jessica Shattuck
The Women in the Castle by Jessica ShattuckWhat I Drank Prior: 6 beersssssss I haven't drank in a while shut upSpoiler-free Overview:Lets begin to say that I've been given an advanced copy of this novel in exchange for an honest review.Scenery - post-WW2 Germany. There's one woman, Marianne, wife of a resister to the Nazis, who supports … Continue reading The Women in the Castle by Jessica Shattuck
Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War by Mary Roach
Welp. It's been a while. And even though I'm in the mountians I kind of managed to make my own Dr. Night (mostly due to Sam texting me - We're on your favorite episode - so I quickly turned on the chromecast and mostly watched it with them) and now, blaming the altitutde, I got … Continue reading Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War by Mary Roach
And I Darken by Kiersten White
And I Darken by Kiersten WhiteWhat I Drank Prior: A whole bottle of wine and a 6 pack of beer... Sam is DRUNKSpoiler free Overview:This is a gender-swapped Vlad the Impaler story. You look at the cover and you think fantasy... its not... its historical fiction. This chick, Lada, (also known as Vlad the Impaler), is … Continue reading And I Darken by Kiersten White
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom RiggsWhat I Drank Prior: At least a bottle of wine and 4 beers...Spoiler free Overview:Okay, so there's this kid who has a grandpa who tells the greatest stories ever. He's like, these guys are out to get me and idk when. I have this past and its mysterious and … Continue reading Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
Will Read For Booze 