And I Darken by Kiersten WhiteWhat I Drank Prior: A whole bottle of wine and a 6 pack of beer... Sam is DRUNKSpoiler free Overview:This is a gender-swapped Vlad the Impaler story. You look at the cover and you think fantasy... its not... its historical fiction. This chick, Lada, (also known as Vlad the Impaler), is … Continue reading And I Darken by Kiersten White
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Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom RiggsWhat I Drank Prior: At least a bottle of wine and 4 beers...Spoiler free Overview:Okay, so there's this kid who has a grandpa who tells the greatest stories ever. He's like, these guys are out to get me and idk when. I have this past and its mysterious and … Continue reading Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
A Study In Charlotte
A Study in Charlotte by Brittany Cavallaro Hello everyone, I hope you're all doing well. I'm writing this on New Years Eve, having had quite a bit of really good red wine with my family while working at a ski hill in Utah. It's been a really good quarter life crisis so far. Spoiler Free … Continue reading A Study In Charlotte
Hero of the Empire: The Boer War, a Daring Escape, and the Making of Winston Churchill
Hero of the Empire: The Boer War, a Daring Escape, and the Making of Winston Churchillby Candice MillardChampagne Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!I'm going to avoid my normal headings because honestly this is furcking history. There aren't really any spoielrs. I think the first thing I took away from this book is that Winston Churchill is kind of a … Continue reading Hero of the Empire: The Boer War, a Daring Escape, and the Making of Winston Churchill
The Vanishing Season by Jodi Lynn Anderson
The Vanishing Season by Jodi Lynn AndersonWhat I drank prior: A whole bottle of wine plus more with no dinner... so we know how that goes....Spoiler free overview:So there's this chick who moved to a new town, made a couple friends, falls in love with the wrong dude, there's a serial killer goin around, blah blah … Continue reading The Vanishing Season by Jodi Lynn Anderson
Three Dark Crowns by Kendare Blake
Three Dark Crowns by Kendare Blake What I drank prior: a bottle and a half of wine? maybe? idk i lost count Spoiler free overview: So basically each queen has triplets and each triplet has an ability, either poison, elements, or nature. And like, these triplets gotta fight to the death for the crown. So basically … Continue reading Three Dark Crowns by Kendare Blake
P Reads Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan… Part 1
This is a goddam undertaking. Brb. I gotta go drink about thinking about writing about all these pages. SOOOOOOOOOO I started wheel of time guys. I love fantasy, so it was like, time, I guess, or something. I’m gonna break up thes posts into 6 pairs, so I dont want tokill myself. This might change. … Continue reading P Reads Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan… Part 1
Sam’s Reading Year 2016
ALRIGHTY GUYS!!! Its time for my 2016 wrap-up....WHAT I DRANK PRIOR: TWO BOTTLES OF WINE AND TWO 16OZ BEERS... get. off. me.So this year was a thing. We had so many wonderful people pass on to the next life, and we lost the election to satan-spawn. So there were ups.... but more downs...Lemmie just get to … Continue reading Sam’s Reading Year 2016
Parker’s Top 10 of 2016
Its d’final count doowwwnnnnnnI read a SQUAD of books in 2016. To be honest, it might have been my most prolific, non-academic reading year of life since like 2005 when I read everything Stephen King wrote and also my grandma’s porn novels.I did a lot of this reading drunk, and nearly 100% of it suuuuper … Continue reading Parker’s Top 10 of 2016
The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern: A Response
So this entry is in direct response to what sam wrote about the same work. She recommended it, I read. It. Blah blahzz . READ HER ENTRY FIRST!! OK so what EYE drank prior: some margs, some vodka, some brews, idk. tonight got weird What to pair it with - Editor's note: P - This … Continue reading The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern: A Response
Will Read For Booze 