P’s To Be Read: A BoozieBookathon Extravaganzaaaa

*KLAXONS BLARE, DISRUPTING THE SWAMPY VIRGINIA MURK. THE LAST SUMMER SWALLOWS CHITTER AND FLEE. I TRAIPSE INTO FOCUS, GRINNING MISCHIEVOUSLY*

ISSA (BOOZIE) BOOKATHON BRO PREPARE YA RETINAS

(And also I guess ya brains and fine motor control to turn the pages and, idk, read or whatever you get it)

If you somehow missed it, we’re doing a bookathon, BUT(T) it comes replete with challenges! if you haven’t yet, peep the damn challenges, which align book genres/themes to kinds of booze, because… well have you met us? I’m gonna be at the beach/waiting for my little brother to get off work so we can play, so I ought to have beaucoup time to gorge myself on sweet sweet wood pulp and ink, sans-serif.

I’M FINNA READ:

Down Among the Sticks and Bones  by Seanan McGuire (Smirnoff Ice) cuz I love the lil wayward children, the creeps

Nyxia, by Scott Reintgen (everclear) because it made Sam feel the feels, so I gotta feel em for myself

Crazy Rich Asians  by Kevin Kwan (Gin & Tonic)  cuz I got a signed copy at BookCon and it’s gonna be a movie!

Who Fears Death (Moscow Mule) because Nnedi Okorafor is a splendid, splendid writer and I’m going to consume everything she pens

All the Bids in the Sky by Charlie Jane Anders, (Red, red wine) cuz Malka Older recommended it to me, and I trust her

Rise of Empire by Michael J Sullivan (Ale, Whisky)  because Royce and Hadrian are funny and I wanna see how the {spoilers}

I’m taking recommendtions for books that get picante and in which characters get (read: do the) nasty to make my fireball requirement, so uhhh, yeah lol, pass em on.

WHAT YOU FINNA READ?

Leave a comment or something, witcho cute ass

XOXO, @Palexmny

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