My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Ottessa Moshfegh This is a sober review because I've been sick for like a week - thanks, germ-factory nieces and nephews. But I'm up coughing so much that I'm fairly sleep-deprived, which is kind of like being drunk. And actually, my sleep deprivation pairs well with this book. … Continue reading SICKBED REVIEW: My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Ottessa Moshfegh
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DRUNK REVIEW: We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
We Were Liars: by E. Lockhart What I drank prior: Plenty o wine. Also some beer, and the last of the shitty cider I got literally months ago. Drinking prior did not improve it... Spoiler-free Overview: This book is a striaght up lesson in overprivaleged white kids that summer in the I don't give a shit … Continue reading DRUNK REVIEW: We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
GUEST DRUNK REVIEW: The Epic Crush of Genie Lo by F. C. Yee
We have GUEST DRUNK POST by our good friend Dana The Epic Crush of Genie Lo by F. C. Yee What I drank before… I blame the owner of this site, Sam. Lots of red wine was had as she graciously invited me over. Plot Overview Imagine being an awkwardly tall teenage Asian girl being … Continue reading GUEST DRUNK REVIEW: The Epic Crush of Genie Lo by F. C. Yee
Under Rose-Tainted Skies by Louise Gornall
Under Rose-Tainted Skies by Louise GornallWhat I drank prior: It's Doctor Who night!!! Someday I'll explain that better in a blog post, but basically we watch Doctor Who and have a drinking game, get hammered and then pull up our computers to write about the books we read. The results are about 90% of our posts. I've … Continue reading Under Rose-Tainted Skies by Louise Gornall
Booziebookathon 2017 Announcement
ATTENTION FELLOW BOOZIE BOOK LOVERS!!!Will Read for Booze has decided to pull together a 24-hour BoozieBookathon. We're a bunch of drunks (obviously) and we love reading (double-obviously) so we've decided to combine the two into a marathon!Here's the deal - on July 22nd-23rd from 8am-8am EST we're going to be reading, and drinking, and posting, … Continue reading Booziebookathon 2017 Announcement
A Man Called Ove by Fredrik Backman
A Man Called Ove by Fredrik BackmanITS MY BIRTHDAY!!What I drank prior:It's kickball playoffs. Yes I wrote three posts while I was on the train home. No you're not allowed to judge me for it.Spoiler-free Overview:Basically this curmudgeon wants to die cause his wife died 6 months ago. He is an old man set in his … Continue reading A Man Called Ove by Fredrik Backman
A Darker Shade of Magic by VE Schwab
A Darker Shade of Magic by VE Schwab What I drank: Finished my bottle offireball then: Me: are there more beers in the fridge or is this empty case really empty? Linz: you def can make a podcast, you need to take the next step in your evolution. but we need a decent space to record … Continue reading A Darker Shade of Magic by VE Schwab
This Shattered World by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
This Shattered World by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner What I drank prior: 7ish beers? maybe? i lost count. Spoiler-free overview: Not much I can say really without spoiling the last book except Jubilee and Flynn shouldn't have met. In the same way Tarver and Lilac shouldn't have met. Sci-fi crazy unknown shit happens. We gotta … Continue reading This Shattered World by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom RiggsWhat I Drank Prior: At least a bottle of wine and 4 beers...Spoiler free Overview:Okay, so there's this kid who has a grandpa who tells the greatest stories ever. He's like, these guys are out to get me and idk when. I have this past and its mysterious and … Continue reading Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
The Regional Office is Under Attack! by Manuel Gonzales
HI!!!! Drunk, The Regional Office is Under Attack! by Manuel Gonzales What I Drank Prior: All of the beers and then some wine. Sufficiently drunk I promise. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? (my friends say thats mean) Spoiler-free Overview: ok so I'm gonna try really hard to explain this book. So, tehre are two POVs... One … Continue reading The Regional Office is Under Attack! by Manuel Gonzales