These Broken Stars by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner

HI EVERYONE! Firstly, we're trying really hard to make this blog look not sucky. Please offer any help/suggestions you may have... we're bad at this and my manfriend (well versed in HTML) wants $1000. Obviously ridiculous. ANYWHO time for the book. What I drank prior to the review: 4 heavily poured margaritas. I made the margaritas … Continue reading These Broken Stars by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by John Tiffany and Jack Thorne

HELLO!!! It's Doctor Night..... What I drank prior: Okay so, it's Doctor night. But Doctor night has evolved into Supernatural night because we ran out of Doctor Who episodes. I drank something like 8 beers and half a bottle of wine. Wait... there was a shot of vodka in there somewhere. Spoiler-free Overview: YO. Okay … Continue reading Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by John Tiffany and Jack Thorne

"Oryx and Crake" by margaret Attwood, or THESE FUCKING SNAKES HAVE HANDS, a novel.

What I drank prior: A sixer of miller lite and a sixer of New Belgium Rampant imperial IPA, and a sneaked shot of Boodles Gin (Sorry Ginny).   Spoiler Free Overview: son, my feet hurt FOR jimmy. I’m a summer  baby, and it’s summer, so I’ve got a good little summer heel, myself. But he’s … Continue reading "Oryx and Crake" by margaret Attwood, or THESE FUCKING SNAKES HAVE HANDS, a novel.

The Illuminae Files and Gemina by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff

So we had a drinking night. We all got hammered. We all read these books. So we wrote about them together. And shots. Shots happened, right? Sam received an advanced unfinished copy of Gemina at the 2016 BookCon which all three of us read (see the proof, I met them, they are awesome). We will … Continue reading The Illuminae Files and Gemina by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff