HI EVERYONE!!!Serafina and the Black Cloak by Robert BeattyWhat I Drank Prior: a 12 pack. Yes. I am a young skinny 27 yo woman and I am still functioning.Spoiler-free overview:So there's this chick named Serafina. She's weird. No one knows she exists except her dad. This middle-grade novel is wonderful. Basically people start going missing and she … Continue reading Serafina and the Black Cloak by Robert Beatty
Drunk Reviews
Stalking Jack the Ripper by Kerri Maniscalco
Yo.Drinkin.Stalking Jack the Ripper by Kerri ManiscalcoWhat I drank prior: at least 8 beers and a half bottle of wine. you think i'm lyin? it happened.Spoiler-free Overview:Hokay, so. Obviously this is about Jack the Ripper. He's a scary dude. This YA retelling is about the girl that tries to take him down. She's a girl, in 19th … Continue reading Stalking Jack the Ripper by Kerri Maniscalco
Every Heart a Doorway
Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire Quick notes. I drank plenty of wine, and a little bit of beer, and a gin drink before writing this. Also I technically read this book for a book club and talked through a lot of my feelings already with my friend Emma (THANKS EMMA!) so this might … Continue reading Every Heart a Doorway
The Regional Office is Under Attack! by Manuel Gonzales
HI!!!! Drunk, The Regional Office is Under Attack! by Manuel Gonzales What I Drank Prior: All of the beers and then some wine. Sufficiently drunk I promise. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? (my friends say thats mean) Spoiler-free Overview: ok so I'm gonna try really hard to explain this book. So, tehre are two POVs... One … Continue reading The Regional Office is Under Attack! by Manuel Gonzales
The Three Body Problem by Liu Cixin
3 body problem What I drank: few brews and a half bottle of the literal world’s best Malbec. I’m not lit but I’m classy with it so, pish posh, hoe. Spoilerfree: OK I borrowed The Three Body Problem from my roommate, Frank, who borrowed it from his brother, who stole it from their dad’s cabinet. … Continue reading The Three Body Problem by Liu Cixin
Nevernight by Jay Kristoff
Hey guys, time for another joint post... Nevernight by Jay Kristoff Sam's Review Parker's Review What I drank prior: so it's a Doctor night and the first one in several weeks so I've had at least 7 beers if not more. Probably more like 8. Not the drunkest I've ever been but it's enough to … Continue reading Nevernight by Jay Kristoff
A Shadow Bright and Burning by Jessica Cluess
Hola, Look i've been having a couple of boring weeks so i'v read a lot. but i'm also trying to take November off of drinking so going to do a couple posts tonight. A Shadow Bright and Burning By Jessica Cluess What I drank prior: A whole bottle of wine with no dinner. If you've ever drank … Continue reading A Shadow Bright and Burning by Jessica Cluess
Deep Blue by Jennifer Donnelly
Okay guys, debate night number 2 and i am HEATED. Cannot even begin to describe it.Deep Blue by Jennifer Donnelly (Waterfire Saga #1)What i drank prior: So.... i went wine tasting at a winery nearby with my mama and then.... debates and so somewhere near 3 bottles of wine since noon. its now 11:30pm. sooooo yeah.Spoiler … Continue reading Deep Blue by Jennifer Donnelly
Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson
DEBATE NIGHT Alright guys, I'm pretty fired up about this first debate so please for the love of god, don't hate me. I'm in a mood. What I drank prior: A bottle of wine plus 1/3 of a yummy craft beer and one miller lite. Yes. Drunk. Yes. Pissed because demon-spawn. Deal with it. Spoiler-free overview: … Continue reading Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson
The Devil You Know
The Devil You Know by Mike Carey So, starting out: I read the first two books of the Dresden Files which follows a similar formula. There's a guy who deals with supernatural stuff. My problem is that the Dresden Files made it seem like everything was truly insurmountable, and at some point I got tired … Continue reading The Devil You Know