Romancing the Duke by Tessa Dare I have to admit, I love romance novels. I will read them like crazy between the autobiographies and slightly heavier material becuase it is obvious what is going to happen. Clearly the main characters are going to fall it love. And by god I drank a number of Costco … Continue reading Romancing the Duke
Drunk Reviews
These Broken Stars by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
HI EVERYONE! Firstly, we're trying really hard to make this blog look not sucky. Please offer any help/suggestions you may have... we're bad at this and my manfriend (well versed in HTML) wants $1000. Obviously ridiculous. ANYWHO time for the book. What I drank prior to the review: 4 heavily poured margaritas. I made the margaritas … Continue reading These Broken Stars by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
The Kingkiller Chronicles books I and II: A Response
Ok so a couple of months ago my girl and fellow goddam nerd Sam wrote a review of the Kingkiller Chronicles and I in no way want to distractfrom her thoughts about the the two novels that Patrick Rothfuss has released thus far. HOWEVER, >_> <_< , I have my own. FIGHT ME SAM!! Spoiler free … Continue reading The Kingkiller Chronicles books I and II: A Response
The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente
Hey everyone, I hope your week has been nice. So I’m pretty sure this is a book that I found purely because of Sam. I think it was mentioned at her book club which I crashed so it ended up on my to-read list and then ended up coming free at the library (because I’m … Continue reading The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by John Tiffany and Jack Thorne
HELLO!!! It's Doctor Night..... What I drank prior: Okay so, it's Doctor night. But Doctor night has evolved into Supernatural night because we ran out of Doctor Who episodes. I drank something like 8 beers and half a bottle of wine. Wait... there was a shot of vodka in there somewhere. Spoiler-free Overview: YO. Okay … Continue reading Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by John Tiffany and Jack Thorne
Homegoing by Yaa Gyasi
a note: I'm gonna try to write substatnively about this piece of art but it was incredible and my puny human emotions are inusfficient a a set of watercolors with which to paint it.what i drank: I had a half-doxen pints of miller lite and three and a half glasses of white wine and half … Continue reading Homegoing by Yaa Gyasi
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz What I Drank Prior to This Review: At least a bottle of wine? Maybe more? Going to be honest, today was THE WORST. I had a horrible day. So I kept drinking. And now i'm drunk enough for a review. Spoiler-free Overview First and foremost, … Continue reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz
There Once Were Stars by Melanie McFarlane
There Once Were Stars by Melanie McFarlane What I drank prior to the review: I've had at least a 6-Pack of Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat... and some wine. Plus it was Doctor Who night so.... Spoiler-free Overview: This is a dystopian YA novel. Apparently there was some sort virus that made folk start living in these … Continue reading There Once Were Stars by Melanie McFarlane
Mistborn – Brandon Sanderson
As many of our nights blogging start out, this is a quasi-Dr. Night. I started with a nitro beer (crunchy yet oddly satisfying (THATS A LION KING REFERENCE!)) and then moved on to a pinot noir that I got from trader joes for probably about five dollars (solid choice. TJ's has good wine, also cheeses … Continue reading Mistborn – Brandon Sanderson
"Oryx and Crake" by margaret Attwood, or THESE FUCKING SNAKES HAVE HANDS, a novel.
What I drank prior: A sixer of miller lite and a sixer of New Belgium Rampant imperial IPA, and a sneaked shot of Boodles Gin (Sorry Ginny). Spoiler Free Overview: son, my feet hurt FOR jimmy. I’m a summer baby, and it’s summer, so I’ve got a good little summer heel, myself. But he’s … Continue reading "Oryx and Crake" by margaret Attwood, or THESE FUCKING SNAKES HAVE HANDS, a novel.
Will Read For Booze 